As you've probably heard, due to President Obama's fabulous stimulus package we are all going to get a whopping $13 extra per week on our paychecks, on average, starting in June. I'm surprised they even thought to include any tax credits for us at all, what with all the sex education funding and sneaky nationalized healthcare add-ons they had to squeeze in.
Anyway, what the hell are we supposed to do with the approximately $50 a month go-crazy cash?
I propose putting the money into something that will both inject cash into the economy - while simutaneously pissing in the Liberal Nanny State-er's eyes:
Starting in June, I will be going online and buying a minumum of $50 of ammunition. I will continue each an every month until the extra cash stops coming in. :)