Thursday, November 12, 2009

Quickie - 'Cuz I Can't Resist the Dumbass


The lack of regular posting is due to the MOUNTAIN of stuff I have to do. I'm in the midst of three yard projects that I'm trying to get done before nasty weather settles in, and I'm also trying to build my Daughter a piece of furniture she's been wanting for Christmas. Posting will be hit and miss for a good while - until I get caught up.

I came in to look something up on line, and stumbled across a
story that made me laugh, as much as I tried not too..

Ever seen or heard of a Bugatti Veyron?




Bugatti Veyron

Nice car, huh? It just so happens that, in addition to looking way cool, the Bugatti Veyron is the fastest production sports car on the planet. We're talking 16 cylinders and four turbochargers. When tested, it does 0-60 in 2.5 seconds and can reach a top speed in excess of 250 mph! This is a very rare, very high performance vehicle - that will set you back about $2 million, if you can even get your hands on one.

Here's what one looks like when you get distracted looking at a bird flying by, drop your cell phone, and plow it into a saltwater marsh outside Galveston:



bugatti fail

Retard.

I've never known anyone with the amount of cash it takes to get into one of these cars. However, the general douchiness of every high dollar sports car owner that I ever have known, makes me completely comfortable making fun of this guy.

If you've got the time, check out this video of someone test driving a Veyron - its bad assed.




6 comments:

Cwn Annwn on Patrol said...

Hey P, whats the big deal? Just 2 million. What, you did not get the bonus check we all got?

Xmichra said...

lmao... showed my husband, he was sick to look at it, lol!

ps- have to add a *tip of the hat* to your refrence of "douchiness".

nice ;)

Paladin said...

Cwn - Just think how many months we'd have to be there to amass the longevity check need just to buy the cigarette lighter for this thing!

Xmichra - Yeah, I didn't know at first whether to laugh or cry when I saw it :)

Did it MY way said...

I might consider trading my vette for one....if they build a convertable. lol

Two mil? Paladin could make that just by selling his restored collection.

See ya

Paladin said...

DiMw - Don't I wish :)

I think they do make a convertible... but at 250 mph I'd be afraid of getting sucked out, seatbelt or not :)

Brigid said...

You're right about the person driving something like that. I've been picked up for a date in a Ferrari, Porsche, shiny sports cars of all kinds that cost more than most people's house.

The men driving them? Not worth a second date.

Give me a dusty little scooty car full of stuff from Cabellas or a big ole truck any day.