Pretentious Much

Have you ever noticed the pretentious twats that insist on latching onto the newest trend so that everyone will be amazed at how superior they are?

You know the type. After years and years of everyone in America pronouncing Pakistan one way... they have to start exagerating the pronounciation into PAWki-stAWn. Taliban is now TAWli-bAWn. These people also feel the need to roll their R's like crazy when pronouncing any word even remotely having latin/spanish roots.

Hey.. there's one now:

Isn't he so continental and sophisticated? He's bowing, yet again. This time its to Tampa Mayor Pam Iorio. Maybe she likes it, but I'd be sorely tempted to tap him on the head and whisper "Straighten up, Douchebag. Nobody thinks your cool any more and you're embarassing me."

Blech..