Overheard a conversation in the office before heading out into the field this morning. We share a large common office area with building inspectors, construction inspectors, and health department folks.
One of the building inspectors likes to pontificate on his vast knowledge of public affairs and politics pretty much every morning. He makes sure to talk loudly so that everyone can hear him lay down the facts of whatever world problem he's solving at the moment. This morning, the subject was California's potential legalization of Marijuana.
The focus shifted to whether businesses having the right to continue to forbid employees to imbibe - even if the state legalizes a drug.* He was describing to everyone about how long drugs can be detected in someone's system if they do a Phallical test.
I truly thought I was going to crap myself :)
*My opinion: Of course they do.