I heard a news story on the way to work this morning about the TSA agents singing Christmas Carols to passengers waiting in the screening area of an airport.
Hmmmmm......
To be sung to the tune of "Santa Claus is Coming to Town" -
Oh... you'd better not pout, you'd better not cry.
Take off your shoes and unzip your fly.
The TSA is coming to town.
They're putting on gloves, so take off your belt.
Man you won't believe, where they've felt.
The TSA is coming to town.
They do not try to profile, their reasons are inane.
And when they search a Grandma, you will think that they're insane.
Oh... the full body scans caused many outcries,
But if they scanned me they'd scratch out their eyes.
The TSA is coming to town.....
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