I'm pretty sure that Porn has to be WAY down on the list of things that need attention right now.
Miss Ashley Brooke
Hit the jump for more - and they're even safe for work (unless you're Amish). Know how hard it is to find decent quality non-pornographic pictures of a porn star? I slave over this stuff.... hard, hard work I'm tellin' ya.
And I do it all for you. I hope you appreciate that.
Ashley was known as "Ashlynn Brooke" when she was making movies, but since retiring at the age of 26 she's just Ashley now. For Pete's sake don't google her name with "Safe Search Off" if you're freaked out by Porn.
She and I actually have a lot in common once I think about it....
- She is from the South (Oklahoma), and I am from the South (Texas).
- She became arguably the best in her profession , and I like to think of myself as King of the Dog Catchers.
- She doesn't miss being in the "business", and I got tired of Animal Control about 5 minutes into my first day and won't miss it when I finally retire.
- She has a Daughter that she loves very much, and I have a Daughter who I believe hung the Moon.
- She had sex as a major element in her previous profession, and I get screwed pretty regularly in my job.
- She is stunningly beautiful, and I.....
Ok. The whole thing starts to fall apart at this point, but I think you get my drift.
5 comments:
I could never vote for a man who wants to ban porn (not that I could, being Canadian). That aside you have my vote for presenting this lovely lady here. Thank you!
This is simply inspired.
M.D. - You're Welcome :)
Borepatch - It's irritating that apparently NONE of them can keep their noses out of our bidness.
lol... BEST girl friday thus far! I loved the comparisons hehehe...
Xmichra - The similarities are startling, aren't they??? :)
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