Thursday, January 24, 2013

Tactical Advice from Joe Biden

Via Yahoonews...

Biden, doing a Google+ “hangout” to promote President Barack Obama’s proposals for battling gun violence, had been asked whether a new assault weapons ban might infringe on the Second Amendment rights of those who want one “as a last line of defense” to fend off looters after “some terrible natural disaster.”


“Guess what? A shotgun will keep you a lot safer, a double-barreled shotgun, than the assault weapon in somebody’s hands [who] doesn’t know how to use it, even one who does know how to use it,” the outspoken vice president, a shotgun owner himself, replied. “It’s harder to use an assault weapon to hit something than it is a shotgun. You want to keep people away in an earthquake? Buy some shotgun shells.”

Hmmm... I guess that explains why the Secret Service Agents that protect him day and night all carry Double Barreled Shotguns.


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Secret Service Agents patrol South Lawn of the White House


Oops.

What a fucking moron. He goes on to say lots of stupid stuff in a very short period of time in the article. Also contradicts himself completely on the goal of his Gun Control efforts. Pretty much typical Crazy Uncle Joe.

Joe..... Buddy. Listen up for a second. I know you want the scary guns to go away.

You can't have them.

I've spent a lot of time over the past couple of years various places around the internet giving detailed, concise, and well reasoned information to people about my reasons for owning semi-automatic firearms with normal capacity magazines. I could repeat all that justification here... but, I'm really kind of tired at the moment. You'll just have to make do with the Condensed Readers Digest version. Are you ready?....

My reason for owning an Assault Rifle is FUCK YOU.

Even if you could pass a law. You can't have them.

4 comments:

TOW Gunner said...

Ahahahahahaha..... Amen brother!

Stephen said...

Well said, and like TOW said, amen.

LL said...

We need to re-think Secret Service and military armament. I'm sure that they all need to keep people safe. What better than arming them with side-by-side coach guns?

Or muskets?

Tango said...

HOT DAMN, PREACH IT!